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Posted 26 Nov 09 by Tatyana

I wish I knew who these blog spammers were so I could give them credit for these and write angry emails. For now, I’ll just have to steal their jokes. I’m actually surprised by the quality of the word play. 5 is definitely my favorite.

  1. A joke for you peoples! Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
  3. Wanna joke? What kind of shoes do lazy people wear? Loafers.
  5. I have a joke for you =) Which day of the week is the best for a dental appointment? Toothday.
  7. Good joke :) What did the robot have to do before she wore any earrings? She had to get her gears pierced.
  9. I have a joke for you =) Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn’t believe in dogs.
  11. A JOKE! How many letters are in the alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

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