Tatyana Deryugina (Twitter: @TDeryugina)

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Posted 17 Jan 10 by Tatyana

This will probably be the last "blog spammers jokes” publication, mostly because I’m tired of sorting through the spam comments to dig them out. And after a while, they do get kind of old and repetitive.

  1. Fresh joke! What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him he ain’t gonna come. (I know, it’s mean)
  3. A joke for you! Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
  5. I have a nice joke for you) Why wouldn’t the bike move very fast?? It was too tired!!
  7. Wanna very nice joke?)) What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog? A potatoad.
  9. I have a good fresh joke for you! Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
  11. I have a fresh joke for you) Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? He wanted a full head of hare.
  13. Wanna very nice joke?)) Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it SOOTS him!
  15. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

My friends also suggested the following jokes. I’m pretty sure that the fact they’re both religious dyslexic jokes is a coincidence (please don’t be offended!):

1. What do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs do?  They lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. (by TR)

2. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who made a deal with the devil and sold his soul to Santa? (by MP)

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